OH NO. IS THE DUDE THAT INVENTED BOOKS SCANNED IN GOING TO HAVE TO GO COURT?
I'd rather read the book. Even looking at people reading a Kindle makes me uncomfortable. I love the texture, the smell, the existence of books. Unless this hundred-dollar-whatever is going to give me free books, I'm all of the anti- it ever.
Jimibaby (which I'm too lazy to link write now so, pls see sidebar, asshole(((s)?)?)):
There is this t-shirt company that is dorky which pays people if they print shirts based on the slogans that are submitted. I have been submitting slogans while I look at the internet each night. A sampling:
Use illicit grammar, pay a syntax. Colonialists know all the best vacation spots.
Tofu: It is what you make it.
Poetry: It's like punctuation doesn't exist.
There are way too many books for it to be novel.
Mountain climbers: The last people with upward mobility.
Time zones mix it up. With great power comes great lobbyists.
Punk: What suburbia was made for. DIY! Unless you think you need help. Then you should really ask.
Onan is my favorite biblical character. Rock on, Rachmaninoff.
Kismet the Frog. Brose and broetry.
Don't hate, ameliorate.
My thesis is on party theory. (Should be a joke about corn hole and beer pong as game theory) Nutella FTW.