Tuesday, April 27, 2010

don't laugh

my hair's going to be yellow today. hope you don't mind.
later april 2010, i'm over you.

pls download and distribute worldwide, kthx:

Friday, April 9, 2010

cross yr fingers

One day I will stop fucking skinny white dudes.
Probably not.
But here's hoping.

Thursday, April 8, 2010


Jimibaby (which I'm too lazy to link write now so, pls see sidebar, asshole(((s)?)?)):

There is this t-shirt company
that is dorky which pays people if they print shirts based on the slogans that are submitted. I have been submitting slogans while I look at the internet each night. A sampling:

Use illicit grammar, pay a syntax.

Colonialists know all the best vacation spots.

Tofu: It is what you make it.

Poetry: It's like punctuation doesn't exist.

There are way too many books for it to be novel.

Mountain climbers: The last people with upward mobility.

Time zones mix it up.

With great power comes great lobbyists.

Punk: What suburbia was made for.

DIY! Unless you think you need help. Then you should really ask.

Onan is my favorite biblical character.

Rock on, Rachmaninoff.

Kismet the Frog.

Brose and broetry.

Don't hate, ameliorate.

My thesis is on party theory. (Should be a joke about corn hole and beer pong as game theory)

Nutella FTW.

Cheese Fries FTW.

Avocado FTW.

Coffee: It's stimultating.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


All of the shit that's been going on, mang, fuck.
I don't want to talk about any of it, because I'm sure you've heard. (Zzz...)
Also, sorry, been absent, been busy (we'll call it that).
Weird ass week.