Border Guard: Will you be bringing money into Canada? Do you have enough for your trip? What are your occupations?
Pat: I run my own printing business.
Austin: I'm a teacher.
Ryan: I'm a librarian.
Ryan S.: I work at a school.
Shane: (whatever Shane does).
Me (James): I'm a writer.
Border Guard: Hahaha, well, we all know you don't have any money!