explanation: the devolution of language

i've decided to see how many parenthetical expressions i can fit into a run-on sentence while still getting my point across. TAKE THAT, SILAS MARNER (wait, i mean george eliot {oh wait, that wasn't your name either (cos you done be a woman {fucking feminist})} ...that was just practice).

me at 14: "run on sentences are just regular sentences where the idiot forgot parentheses."

me now: "why are there so many parentheses? (oh, it's a run on.)"