don't laugh

my hair's going to be yellow today. hope you don't mind.

later april 2010, i'm over you.

pls download and distribute worldwide, kthx:

http://banalization.blogspot.com/2010/04/delay-jimi-baby-tape.html

cross yr fingers

One day I will stop fucking skinny white dudes.

Probably not.

But here's hoping.

LOLZ

Jimibaby (which I'm too lazy to link write now so, pls see sidebar, asshole(((s)?)?)):

There is this t-shirt company that is dorky which pays people if they print shirts based on the slogans that are submitted. I have been submitting slogans while I look at the internet each night. A sampling:

Use illicit grammar, pay a syntax.

Colonialists know all the best vacation spots.

Tofu: It is what you make it.

Poetry: It's like punctuation doesn't exist.

There are way too many books for it to be novel.

Mountain climbers: The last people with upward mobility.

Time zones mix it up.

With great power comes great lobbyists.

Punk: What suburbia was made for.

DIY! Unless you think you need help. Then you should really ask.

Onan is my favorite biblical character.

Rock on, Rachmaninoff.

Kismet the Frog.

Brose and broetry.

Don't hate, ameliorate.

My thesis is on party theory. (Should be a joke about corn hole and beer pong as game theory)

Nutella FTW.

Cheese Fries FTW.

Avocado FTW.

Coffee: It's stimultating.

dunnnnno

All of the shit that's been going on, mang, fuck.

I don't want to talk about any of it, because I'm sure you've heard. (Zzz...)

Also, sorry, been absent, been busy (we'll call it that).

Weird ass week.

wallpaper

MEMORIES.

FUTURE PIZZA

Alright, I'll let you in on a big secret: the future is not awesome. And let me tell you why: because frozen pizza is still disgusting. In fact, it's getting worse. And pizza is a good indicator of what to look forward to--if they're making it possible to make a SLICE of pizza, but it still tastes like cardboard, what can we expect for our fucking jet-packs (overused future reference--maybe I should have said moving sidewalks and flying cars). Seriously, who doesn't like pizza (I don't want to meet you, ever), and how the fuck is it not only getting better? Tell me anything I just said doesn't follow any logical thought process (I won't listen).

I'm just saying, if we can't even make automatic pizza taste great, all hope's lost. World peace? Forget it. So go hang yourself and get it over with, because microwave-a-slice-of-pizza is gross and the world is over.

Wait, what did I really expect from a freezer? NOT TO WASTE FIVE DOLLARS. I know--that's a lot to ask in these hard economic times. I wasn't even looking for nourishing, make-you-feel-good food (there is something green on top, but who knows what color it was before they dyed it green), just a fucking good slice of pizza that takes less than a commercial break to make. Why is that so hard, technology? Peace out, future.

P.S. Yeah, I still ate it. ...Also, I feel sick now.

FADE

SNEEK PREEK:

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Last (CMH) Sword Heaven show tonight @ Brbn!

ALL OF THE SPRING BREAK KICK OFF AND GO.

lvu2

yep.

nothing brings me like you bring me